so apparently we have a mouse in our house...dr.seuss style..
I called the building manager..turns out he's some king of mouse assasin..a moussasin if you will. I told him my problem and he immediately goes: "ok..so you want glue or snap..one traps it and the other kills instantly". I awkwardly chose instant death.
apparenly mr.mouse has been eating healthy though. white flour and granola bars.
eat away...
also, interesting mouse-capade: http://www.dowingba.com/2004/04/04/cats-and-mice
UPDATE: so far 2 offers of cats on loan. hired, trained (innately) killers. this mouse doesn't know what he's in for.
I called the building manager..turns out he's some king of mouse assasin..a moussasin if you will. I told him my problem and he immediately goes: "ok..so you want glue or snap..one traps it and the other kills instantly". I awkwardly chose instant death.
apparenly mr.mouse has been eating healthy though. white flour and granola bars.
eat away...
also, interesting mouse-capade: http://www.dowingba.com/2004/04/04/cats-and-mice
UPDATE: so far 2 offers of cats on loan. hired, trained (innately) killers. this mouse doesn't know what he's in for.
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Is your super a member of the Moussad?
zing!
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